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Attorney Jokes

The post office had to recall some new stamps that had pictures of lawyers on them. It seemed people were becoming confused on which side of the stamp to spit on.

Lawyer Joke


What do you do if you have a gun with only two bullets and you are trapped inside a cage with a rattlesnake, a crocodile and a lawyer? Shoot the lawyer, twice!

Lawyer Joke

How come you never see lawyers at the beach? Cats come along and cover them up with sand.

Lawyer Joke

There is really no such thing as a lawyer joke, they are all just true stories.

Lawyer Joke

What do you call a thousand lawyers buried in the bottom of the sea? A good start...

Lawyer Joke

What are some good qualities about lawyers? They make used car salesmen look good!