Lawyer Joke

Sometimes the winters are so cold in Chicago that the lawyers there will put their hands in their own pockets!

Lawyer Joke

Q: Whats the difference between a tick and an Attorney?

A: A tick will fall off a person when the person dies.

Lawyer Joke

Did you hear about a terrorist who took a law office full of attorneys hostage? The terrorist threatened to release a lawyer every hour on the hour until his demands were met!

Lawyer Joke

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a bottom feeder and scavenger. The other is a fish.

Lawyer Joke

What is the difference between a good lawyer and an excellent lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. An excellent lawyer knows the Judge.